tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22044530929096249532024-02-06T19:40:07.723-08:00Koleksi Lawak Jenakaizmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07974254139877290058noreply@blogger.comBlogger251125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2204453092909624953.post-8033525050873214862014-08-28T19:31:00.000-07:002014-08-28T19:31:13.240-07:00Keluarga UjangUjang sedang di interview di sebuah syarikat :<br />
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Pegawai : Nama saudara siapa ?<br />
Ujang : “ Ujang…”<br />
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Pegawai : “Cuba ceritakan tentang keluarga saudara !!…<br />
Ujang : “Saya 2 beradik.. adik saya masih belajar di Kampung.. Orang
Tua saya tinggal orang negeri sembilan.. Nenek dan Datok saya dari belah
ayah tinggal di Perlis… Nenek dan Datuk dari belah Ibu pula tinggal di
Melaka.. , tapi datok saya dah meninggal..,Bapak saudara dan mak saudara
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Pegawai : “Apakan saudara boleh berbahasa inggeris ?<br />
Ujang : “Yes .. i am … “<br />
Pegawai : “now tell me about your family in English !!… “<br />
Ujang : “Sorry sir .. i don’t have family in English … they’re all living in Malaysia”<br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Adin : Kentut dalam Bahasa Inggeris apa cikgu?<br /> <br /> Cikgu : Wind of change.<br /> <br />Adin : Kentut yang tidak bunyi?<br /><span class="text_exposed_show"> <br /> Cikgu : Sound of silence.<br /> <br />Adin : Kentut yang tak disengaja?<br /> <br /> Cikgu : Careless whisper.<br /> <br />Adin : Kentut yang terhimpit?<br /> <br /> Cikgu: Please release me.<br /> <br />Adin : Kentut yang bau sangat?<br /> <br /> Cikgu : Killing me softly.<br /> <br />Adin : Kentut di malam hari?<br /> <br /> Guru : Wonderfull tonight.<br /> <br />Adin : Orang yang sering kentut?<br /> <br /> Cikgu: No body but you.</span></span></h5>
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izmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07974254139877290058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2204453092909624953.post-35842337911068049052013-06-07T20:00:00.004-07:002013-06-07T20:00:28.304-07:00Hadiah untuk Pengantin<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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tapi dalam pengalaman aku dan hampir semua pengantin, rata2 bawa set cawan,pinggan mangkuk, album, barang letrik. cubalah kali ni kita kurangkan beban pengantin degan beri hadiah yang bermanafaat seperti dibawah.</div>
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untuk pelbagai baranga menarik dan MURAH, layari....</div>
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Sekarang ni memang musim cuti sekolah dan bermakna cuti kahwin semalaysia juga. mana2 kita lalu dan dengar, ramai benor pasangan yang berkahwin. dan mungkin ramai juga antara kita menghadirinya.</div>
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dalam meraikan pengantin, kita juga suka tengok apakah hantaran yang dibawa oleh pengantin lelai dan perempuan. hantaran paling biasa selain tepak sirih/sirih junjung/pulut semangat ialah kosmetik, kasut, sejadah/al quran. tapi sebab dunia dah moden, ada juga yang nak ikut zaman dengan hadiahkan ipad, blackberry, kunci kereta/rumah, psp dan sebagainya.</div>
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semua tu bagus, tapi alangkah baiknya jika hadiah itu boleh digunakan oleh pasangan yang diraikan. aku sangat suka hadiah seperti dibawah ni. terkentut2 aku melihatnya. tapi aku setuju ianya practikal dan sangat baguss. lepas akad nikah ni dah boleh sambung kerja kat bengkel. pengantin lelakinya tu mekanik rasanya.</div>
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izmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07974254139877290058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2204453092909624953.post-85634406352401852882013-05-16T02:25:00.002-07:002013-05-16T02:25:36.860-07:00Bank Manager is smarter than a Robber<span class="userContent">There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the
robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state,
life belongs to you".<br /> <br /> Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.<br /> <br /> This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conven<span class="text_exposed_show">tional way of thinking".<br /> -------------------------------------------------<br /> One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"<br /> <br /> This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"<br /> -------------------------------------------------<br />
When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the
older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's
count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very
stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"<br /> <br /> This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"<br /> -------------------------------------------------<br /> <br />
After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to
call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put
the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".<br /> <br /> This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"<br /> -------------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".<br /> <br /> This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."<br /> -------------------------------------------------<br /> <br />
The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only
count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We
risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80
million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated to be a thief!"<br /> <br /> This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"<br /> -------------------------------------------------<br /> <br /> The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.<br /> <br /> This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"</span></span><br />
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melihat cincin (utk dihadiahkan kpd buah hatinya yg tersayang).<br /> <br /> Dia tersipu-sipu malu dan melihat sekeliling dan perasan ada promoter dekat belakangnye..<br /> <br /> promoter tu tanya la 'boleh saya bantu?'<br /><span class="text_exposed_show"> <br /> lelaki tu anggap promoter itu tak dengar la yang dia kentut jadi dia jawab "berapa harga cincin ini?'<br /> <br /> promoter: "kalau tengok pun encik boleh terkentut, saya pasti encik akan terberak bila tau harganya" ..</span><br />
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izmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07974254139877290058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2204453092909624953.post-64775282492254161772013-03-16T22:30:00.000-07:002013-03-16T22:30:00.942-07:00Mmmmm.... Pompuan - Episod 3<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
orang kata pompuan selalu dieksploitasi untuk sesuatu tujuan. tapi ada juga perempuan yang mengeksploitasi diri mereka untuk mencapai tujuan.</div>
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emm.... betul ke ni? </div>
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kalau cam gini pun tak reti nak cari isteri lagi..... ish.ish.ish..... korang pergilah mandi bunga.<br />
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AES skarang digunakan untuk disiplin pengguna jalan raya agar tak langgar had laju. tapi untuk kurangkan kos, mungkin cara ini boleh dipraktikkan.</div>
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aku confirm mereka tak speed, malah pemanda kita akan perlahankan kereta untuk gelak. malah mereka juga akan turun dan bergambar disini.<br />
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inilah cara paling kreatif nak tidur masa kerja.<br />
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tapi.... kalau tertangkap, sendiri mau ingat da!<br />
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tak. Masa diperlukan je cari saya. Apa perlu saya buat ni?<br /> <br /><b> Jawapan: Tinggalkanlah.</b><br /> <br />
3. Hari-hari saya rasa nak tepon pasangan saya, SMS dia, bergayut,
dating ngn dia. Orang kata serba-serbi lah nak buat ngn dia. Aduh macam
mana ni? Saya study lagi ni, mana ada duit nak kawin lagi.<br /> <br /><b> Jawapan: Menabunglah.</b><br /> <br />
4. Pakwe aku tinggalkan aku lah. Sedih gile aku. Sampai ati dia curang
dengan aku. Masalahnya aku takleh lupakan dia, rindu dia tiap masa.
Tolong aku..sedih ni..sob sob..<br /> <br /><b> Jawapan: Sabar & solatlah.</b><br /> <br />
5. Hari-hari aku nak jumpa awek aku. Bila aku jumpa dia, aku nak pegang
tangan dia..cium pp dia..ringan2 sikit..utk eratkan lagi perhubungan.
Tapi aku tau benda tu tak baik, tapi kalo aku tak buat..aku rasa
hubungan kitorang akan renggang lak. Ni cara utk dia tambah syg dengan
aku..Camno weh?<br /> <br /><b> Jawapan: Kahwinlah.</b><br /> <br /> 6. Hari-hari ada orang ngorat saya. Rimaslah saya. Camana ni? Muka saya lawa sangat kot.<br /> <br /><b> Jawapan: Niqablah.</b><br /> <br />
7. Aku tak boleh nak fokus keje aku wat lah. Study aku. Aku duk pk dia
je. Aku jatuh cinta kot. Jatuh cinta ni boleh dalam Islam. Bla bla
bla..dalil tu dalil ni..pot pet berbunga-bunga..bercinta sblm kawin
haram..bercinta selepas kawin..halal...pot pet pot pet..<br /> <br /> Jawapan: P minanglah.<br /> <br /> 8. Aku malu ah nak approach dia. Dah 8 bulan 10 hari aku pendam perasaan ini. <br /> <br /> J<b>awapan: Bak no dia.</b><br /> <br /> 9. Aku dah lama tak solat. Dah cuba solat, tapi malas lik. Pastu aku tak solat terus. Camana nak rajin solat ni?<br /> <br /><b> Jawapan: Jadi makmum aku.</b><br /> <br />
10. Aku dah lama tunggu dia. Setia menanti dia. Aku akan menanti dia
sampai bila-bila. Hati ini hanya utk dia. Dialah segala-galanya dalam
hidup ni. Aku takleh hidup tanpa dia.<br /> <br /><b> Jawapan: Mengucaplah. ( cuz dah macam syirik lak )</b><br /> <br />
11. Serabut betullah aku tengok nasihat-nasihat suruh bertudung, tutup
aurat ni. Aku tahulah benda tu. Nanti-nantilah, tunggu aku ready sikit
dulu. Tunggu sampai seru. Apa la..nak tegur pun agak-agaklah..tahulah
org tu dah tutup aurat, sibuk plak nak kisah hal org lain. Laser plak tu
tegur org. Kan kan kan? ( ajak org mengumpat sekali )<br /> <br /><b> Jawapan:
Allahumma ameen! ( doa terus dalam hati supaya dilembutkan hati yg tak
tutup aurat tu, bukan p redha je dengan kata2 dia )</b><br /> <br /> 12. Aduh!
Mahal la plak keluarga belah pompuan nak. Aku bajet Rm10 ribu je. Dorang
nak Rm20ribu. Nak grand2 buat kat hotel segala bagai lak. Nak outdoor2
photoshoots la plak. Camana ni bos?<br /> <br /><b> Jawapan: Bincanglah. Kalo failed, cancel je la.</b><br /> <br /> 13. Hati aku tak tenang dowh. Akhir-akhir ni gelisah, resah je. Semangat pun down je. Adoiyai. Sedih plak tetibe. <br /> <br /><b> Jawapan: Nah ( bagi youtube Syeikh Mishari Rasyid baca al-Quran )</b><br /> <br /> 14. Hati aku tak tenang gak la. Entah la nape ngn hati ni. Tak tenteram gile-gile.<br /> <br /> J<b>awapan: Jom! ( bawak dia p ke masjid bersolat, dgr tazkirah dll..bukan bawak pi dangdut )</b><br /> <br />
15. Gile ah politik tanahair. Situ rasuah, sini pecah amanah, sana
pakai duit rakyat, situ caci-maki, sinun fitnah-fitnah, sunun kata
mengata. Sana kata dia betul, sini kata aku betul. Semua nak menang.
Pening aku! <br /> <b><br /> Jawapan : Tukarlah!</b><br /> <br /> 16. Aku dah lama jadi
org tak baik. Aku berdosa. Aku banyak buat salah. Aku ada wat dosa
besar. Aku rasa Allah takkan terima dah diri aku ni. Baik aku terus je
wat dosa dan masuk neraka. Tu mmg layak utk aku. Aku ada suka someone
ni, tapi dia lebih baik dari aku dan aku tak layak utk dia. Ko rasa2 aku
layak tak dapat dia. Dapat tak aku jadikan dia pasangan aku?<br /> <br /><b> P.S/ Jawapan untuk solan 16 tanya lah hati masing2...bertaubat lah....</b></div>
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">lelaki : saya sakit ustaz, macam mana nak solat.<br /> ustaz : solat macam biasa, berdiri kalau mampu.<br /> <br /> lelaki : kalau saya tak mampu berdiri?<br /> ustaz : duduk pun boleh.<br /><div class="text_exposed_show">
<br /> lelaki : duduk pun saya tak boleh, ustaz.<br /> ustaz : baring pun tak apa.<br /> <br /> lelaki : baring pun saya tak mampu dah.<br /> ustaz : guna isyarat je lah kalau macam tu.<br /> <br /> lelaki : nak guna isyarat pun saya tak boleh dah. macam mana, ustaz.<br /> ustaz : tunggu orang lain solatkan.<br /> <br /> lelaki : boleh ke macam tu ustaz? biar betul.<br /> ustaz : betul. kalau dah semua tu tak boleh buat. maknanya dah layak lah awak untuk dikuburkan.</div>
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izmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07974254139877290058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2204453092909624953.post-91288755816325598282012-11-15T23:27:00.002-08:002012-11-15T23:27:54.945-08:00Ayah, mak nak cerai.<br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Anak : Ayah, mak nak minta cerai<br /> Ayah: Ape? (terus pegi dapur) Syg knp u sanggup wat abg mcm ni. Dah la suruh anak kasi tau plak tu.<br /> Emak: Mende gok abang ni?<br /> Ayah : Ape mende2 yg sayang minta cerai tu nape? Siap pesan pade boboi lagi<br /> Emak : Abg ni emo xtentu pasal ape. saye minta Serai bukan Cerai. Dah pegi amik kan serai saya nak masak ni<br /> Ayah : Oh ye ker? Hahahaha</span></h5>
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dalam bulan puasa ni kalau sahur tu memang mengantuk je masa nak makan. silap2 boleh tersuap makanan ke hidung, ye lah mengantuk punya pasal. tapi kalau dapat makan nasi dengan adanya sambal belacan, pergh..... barulah hilang mengantuk. makan sambal best, tapi nak menumbuk sambal tu satu bahana sebab silap2 lada terpercik masuk dalam mata. jangan risau, makcik ni ada idea bernas untuk mengatasi masalah tu. makcik memang best la!</div>
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sumber gambar ; internetizmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07974254139877290058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2204453092909624953.post-11893607679571012572012-08-05T22:51:00.003-07:002012-08-05T22:51:58.128-07:00Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa : Tanah Untuk Dijual<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
inilah gayanya jika urusan komersial menggunakan bahasa kebangsaan yang dimelayukan dari bahasa inggeris. kalau betullah 'earth' atau bumi kita dibeli dan pemilik baru tak bagi kita semua duduk di 'earth' dia, kat planet mana agaknya kita nak duduk. emmm.... planet pluto aku takut asyik ngigau malam jumpa et. kalau planet utraman ok tak.</div>
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