Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nnti terpancut!
Abg: pancut bru best
Ayg: dahla, nnti habis basah
Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2.
Ayg: nnti habis melekit
Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.
KENTUT
org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME!
UUUU
surung pupun turuk pupun
buuh kurunju dulum puruhu
suruh mukun suyu mukun
suruh munguju suyu tuk tuhu
"control sikit muncung tuu..."
MONKEYS
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo
1 was caught watching tv
another 1 was playing football
and the other 1
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No! No! it's not you!
why you always think you are a monkey?
CONDOM vs KOTEX
Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i'll lose my business for 9 months!
SABAH
pergi sabah naik basikal,
naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
nak pergi sabah naik basikal?
memang tak masuk akal!
KATAK HIJAU
pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.
penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.
jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem.
dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.
pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem.
tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!
so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik
malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner,
dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."
WARNING!!
children playing outside the car
can cause accident.
adult playing inside the car
can cause children!
Sumber : email daripada azmir (perak)
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