Jokes (18 SX)

Similarities BRA and BAR
Both are drinking joints
Both have restrictions on opening and closing times
Both are flashy.
When open, both drive men mad.
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Why do women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them?
To pay tribute to men who got buried under them
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There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER
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Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal: cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay: any-cock-will dooo!!!
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Income Tax officer asked a Prostitute why she has put her occupation as
CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 500 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
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Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, "Sir your Garage
door is open."
Boss : Did U see my FERRARI?
Secretary :No, all I saw was a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.
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