Thursday, May 26, 2011

STORY OF JAGA SINGH

This story tell us not to be 'too kind' to our bosses…!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here it goes:

There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionare as a night guard at his house.

One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch
an early morning flight to conclude a business deal, Jaga Singh ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire's car just right in front of the gate.

He said 'Sir.... Sir.... are you going to board a plane?'
'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire. 'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.'

Curious over the early morning fright that Jaga Singh had given, the multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip. 'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.'

The following day, there were news reports that the plane which the millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed!. 'Thank God I cancelled the trip.' the rich man said Realising that what Jaga Singh had said had come true, he called the Singh to see him.

When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him. WHY?

Think first....

Use your brains

Use your brains!!!!!

Still no idea??


Come on...... it is very easy....

Still drawing a blank????

Just imagine you are the Singh and you have saved your boss's life.........

OK-lah, since you do not want to 'use your brains' like Jaga Singh before you talk to your boss..........

Just scroll down for the answer....


ANSWER

Jaga Singh was supposed to guard the house at night.... NOT to Sleep and Dream all night!!!!!

So, GO BACK TO WORK and don't try to save your boss's life!! It's not worth!!! Always save your own ass first!!! Haha!!!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Salah Faham

Sepasang pengantin tengah bersiap untuk hari persandingan mereka..Tiba2 Kasut pengantin perempuan tak muat...Mereka dah tak tahu nak buat camna..sebab lagi 1 jam nak bersanding..pastu si adik pengantin perempuan memberitahu kakaknya yang dia boleh meminjam kasut dia.....tapi kasut tu tak muat..kerana terpaksa,dia pakai jugak kasut tu..sakit,pedih semua dia rasa..tapi terpaksa la dia tahan sebab harini hari penting dia..

Bila malam,pasangan tu masuk la ke bilik tidur...perkara pertama yang dia nak buat ialah bukak kasut yang ketat itu.Dia meminta Suaminya membukakan kasut itu..

Disebelah bilik pengantin itu,ada Ahli keluarga mereka yang tengah curi2 dengar..Tiba2 mereka terdengar suara pengantin perempuan mengerang kesakitan..pastu pegantin lelaki menjerit,

Oshh!!!Ketattnyaaaaaaa!

Keluarga pengantin perempuan berkata,Ha..Kan saya dah cakap,Anak saya tu masih dara lagi..

Pastu mereka terdengar pulak pengantin lelaki berkata,

Yang satu lagi ni pasti lebih ketat...Tahan ye Sayang,Sakit sikit je tu...

Kedua2 keluarga pengantin pun terkedu. Errr.... jahanam, depan belakang pun disapunya.