Astaga!

Funny 1
70 year old man asks his wife..."Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?"

Wife replied "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."


Funny 2
A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date and her mother warned her...
"1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name, ok"
Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."


Funny 3
A white couple had a black baby...
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt..!


Funny 4
Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"


Funny 5
Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!"


Source : email from e-la

Serah Pada Yang Atas

Pada suatu hari Si Amin disuruh oleh emaknya mengambil mangga di kebun. Sedang Amin memanjat pokok mangga, tiba-tiba dia terlihat ke bawah ada sepasang remaja sedang 'bercengkerama'.

Maka berdirilah bulu roma Si Amin. Dia pun bertahan di atas pohon sambil menahan lututnya yang semakin mulai gementar.

Tak lama kemudian didengarnya suara isak tangisan remaja perempuan itu, sambil tersendat-sendat dia bicara.

"Abang macamana kalau saya hamil nanti? Abang kena bertanggung jawab."

"Sudahlah, dik, kita serahkan semua ini pada YANG DIATAS, " jawab si lelaki..

Si Amin terperanjat lalu dia berteriak, "Wah! wah! kamu berdua yang sedap-sedap di bawah, senang-senang nak serahkan semuanya pada aku! Aku kan cuma tengok saja, usik pun tidak!!"

Sumber : email daripada syahrizal (telok gong)

GHOST CHAT

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.

1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was accidentally locked in the refrigerator.


Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died suffocating.

1st ghost : Wow what a horrible way to die....
2nd ghost : How about you? How u die?

1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man.

One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone.

I must find where that Guy is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the Guy was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing.

Because of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why you never look for the Guy in the fridge? The Guy was hiding there. We both might be alive now!!


Sumber : email daripada syahrizal (telok gong, selangor)

Karangan "Saya Takut Hantu"

Sumber : Email daripada ila (sijangkang, selangor)