An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting,cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I
want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man's shoulder and tells him, 'you must try again, of course.'
izzi note :
Oh my God! What kind of father is this! Thanks Intan @ Syikin for sharing this joke.
Melabur pada anak orang. - " ayah, hari ni 'teacher' bagi rm5.00 seorang kat kelas luqman sebab semua lulus bahasa inggeris dalam upsr", kata luqman kepada saya yang asyik menyusun ...
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