Short Jokes Again!

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher : 'Where were u born?'
Student : ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher : 'Which part?'
Student : 'All of me, Sir.'

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A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?' Only one hand shot up. 'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher. ''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'

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Teacher : 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow : 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher : 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow : 'No hair, Sir.'

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'